How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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