You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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