Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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