I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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