let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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