So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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