You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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