it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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