1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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