A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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