around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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