my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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