i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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