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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!

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  the part where you beat me to him

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  fair enough.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.

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  I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us 

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just took the cheapest shot in your honor

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.

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  ...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras

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