Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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