whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
