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  Nice meating you last night

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  Not a typo

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.

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  you slept with him again didn't you

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  you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.

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  Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.

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• (951): View more from California

  My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room

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• (619): View more from California

  The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock

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• (650): View more from California

  Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.

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