Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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