your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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