Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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