love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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