I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize