CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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