Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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