i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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