Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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