I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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