1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
