Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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