Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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