I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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