Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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