We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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