I think I died a long time ago.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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