I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize