You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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