So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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