your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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