Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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