:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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