grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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