yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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