So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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