I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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