Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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