It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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