Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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