We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
so much tequila, so little girl.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
