Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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