I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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