What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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