dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My life is pants optional.
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