The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
