Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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