you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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