Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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