She's JV to your varsity
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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