I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
