Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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